summer of '11

[ariana dorottya of albania]

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FROM ARIANA

I don't get why I'm expected to read these books, they aren't very interesting sounding. I mean reading is important but it's not my idea of fun.

[ariana dorottya of albania]

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FROM ARIANA

I'm pretty sure you are the only one that thinks that. But I appreciate you saying that =). I'm on my way to the library if you want to meet there.

[ariana dorottya of albania]

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FROM ARIANA

What are you up to?

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

DOMINICUS J. OF THE NETHERLANDS
can be reached at 868 - 3231
oh, florida please be still tonight, don't disturb this
love of mine. look how she's so serene, you've gotta
help me out and counts the stars to form the lines.

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FROM DOM

Yeah sure, no problem. Is something wrong though?

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[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

Would it be safe to assume it's girl trouble then, since that's who you're avoiding? Or am I way off?

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

But there's a name for it, hmm? What I'd suggest is write down what you'd want to say to her, figure out the scary parts and deal with them bit by bit. Obviously if you overload her with concerns she's going to be worried, but if it's little by little, it'll probably be fine. Trust me Jav, she's just as scared as you are about this.

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

It's a sister thing.. well kinda just a sibling thing. You're probably worried about her too in all of this, I'm sure. Hey man, let her think she can fix everything; it's better for her sanity and yours :P No problem, that's what I'm here for.

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

I'll tell ya what; I like you too kid. I prefer myself as breathing, thanks, not a word. I'll come see you soon. I'm gonna have to. My sister's having some sort of mid-teen shoe-crisis or something.. Idfk man, idfk.

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

Yeah, and I plan on standing comfortably with every part of me there. Good thing; I told my sister she could 'come to me with anything' once and I've been stuck playing dolls and picking out dresses since. Might be a big brother thing though.

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

A - no. B - just hell no. C - 'modeling agency adviser man'? Aren't we eloquent? I'm pretty sure that job could come with some kind of mandatory gay status and I'm not ready for that, bro. Yeah, yeah, revel in your baby-ness, it doesn't last forever~

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

Care to be let in on an eternal secret that every man should know when it comes to picking out clothes? It's pretty important and will probably save you a lot of trouble. Oh, to her you'll always be the baby brother, but milk it from others while you can.

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

When a girl's trying on clothes, or shoes, or whatever, don't even look at what they're trying on. Look at their face; whatever makes them smile, sparkle or just look the prettiest, that's what 'looks best'. Don't comment on anything but that. Or you will get into serious shit. Trust me.

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

Obviously you need to look down after and make sure they're not wearing a paper bag or something, but it works. Keeps you out of trouble. And the proper response to "Do I look fat in this?" is "Babe, you're gorgeous in everything you wear." Or some variant of that. I hope you're smart enough never to answer the actual question.

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

Alright, alright, I'll let you figure the rest out alone, smarty pants :P

[dominic j. of the netherlands]

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FROM DOM

I'll make it easy on you and just write a book. That way, you'll just have to cite your source after every conversation :P