Lovely Muffin of Constance

[constance elle of switzerland]

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[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin,

Okay okay… I know I’m supposed to call my diary (I mean you) “Diary”. But come on… I’m starving now and I only want to eat muffins. Besides I am your boss. You have no right to complain anything to the BOSS! Right… I think I’m losing my mind, talking to myself like an idiot.

I can’t believe Daddy gave you to me, Muffin. It’s DADDY who gave you to me. Even if the skies fall down, this Earth breaks into two pieces, the Sun spins around this planet, I still cannot believe that he did it. Who knows he can be so sensitive like that. I thought he only cares about Freddie and Stefan only. Wow, I guess he has realized that he has a daughter finally. I wonder if this is a good thing or not because I’m starting to feel very creepy right now. But never mind, I’m glad winter break is eventually over. You have no idea how bad I wanted it to end. It is not that I don’t like being in Switzerland. I just simply love school and my friends, especially my dearest cousins! Besides, there was nothing to do (or to ruin) in Switzerland. Everything kept repeating like a routine. I have MY schedule here and I bet you will only want to die after seeing it.



The “free time to spare” wasn’t that relaxing like the way it sounds, really. I wanted to text so bad but I didn’t dare to do that in front of my beloved parents since they were going to ask about my friends and my school work right away. Yeah, they’re pretty annoying. Anyhow, I did have a good time back home with my precious brothers. You needn’t join them to feel happy, just watch them having fun make me smile all day. Well, thank God there are still interesting people in the castle. I was sleeping like a polar bear all winter break and finally became alive again when I was at the airport to go back to school. Everything has begun to be fine again since I stepped on the plane.

Ah, I haven’t told you about my Christmas present, have I? It is a very “exciting” story. Three days before Christmas, Daddy asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said I hadn’t known yet. So he told me to let him know when I figured it out. I still had presents for Christmas from him but a diary wasn’t what I really wanted (no offending!). But when I got back to Vineheart, I realized I wanted a puppy. I immediately called Daddy to tell him. He said nothing – NOTHING! I thought silence was a ‘yes’. Haha! Big mistake! He sent me a goldfish with a note: “Dear daughter, this is my gift for you. I don’t send you a puppy and I never will, honey. I know you will ruin the whole school with just a puppy so I decided to send you something less harmful so that you won’t cause any trouble.” How nice of him! I was very angry but Freddie comforted me and I felt better then. I named the fish “Fredfan” (a combination of Fred and Stefan). It is a very lucky fish because without Freddie’s words, it could have been fried right now.

Talking about Freddie, he is going to hunt a vampire so he will be away from school for a couple days. Muffin, I’m sure I’ll miss him! Okay, I guess I will stay here and pull pranks on others like usual.

I’m going to meet Katarazyne right now so bye Muffin! See ya later!

Connie

[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin,

How are you today? And I’m fine. Thank you! You’re so sweet to care about me like that. And I don’t want to eat muffins anymore so I’m thinking about changing your name. Maybe ‘Hot Pot’? I think that’s a great name and it reminds me of the spicy hot pot I ate last year. Gosh… I want to eat it again so bad. Haha, don’t worry. I’m not going to eat you. You are not as delicious as your name sounds, honey.

So, I just met Katarazyne. She was so beautiful and happy in a very strange way (though I scared her so bad and she jumped off her chair). Of course she is always beautiful and lovely. But something about her has changed after the Winter Break. I noticed her that for one second she was like… DAY DREAMING. Her face was like shining in the gloomy morning and. I wonder if there is something that she hasn’t told me yet. Now I’m seriously curious about what happened in Poland during the Winter Break. Maybe Freddie knows something about that. But I think it will be fun to play detective game. Presenting the famous Detective: Conlock Holmes or Sherstance Holmes? Yeah, I know… both names sound very stupid. Okay, I’m going to think of something better later. Now let’s plan our newest evil scheme.

Muffin darling, we both know that Katarazyne is very careful with her secrets. We cannot just jump in and ask her what she is hiding from us. So we need a very good plan to figure out everything before anyone can announce it. Of course we can wait for somebody to tell us, but I really hate killing the joy. Okay, I spent a few boring minutes in the library to make this note. I think you should take a look at it to see if my plan is okay or there is something we need to work out (not the notice part for sure).



In general, those are what I’m about to do. I know you won’t tell me whether you like it or not since you cannot speak. So I will take silence as a ‘yes’. Haha, I must remind you that I am your BOSS. No complaint is welcomed.

Okay, we are going to move the “Detective” subject beside and talk about something else. I have a new evil scheme for today, Muffin!! Yay! I have to admit that boring break in Switzerland gave me a lot of time to think of funny tricks. I came up with an idea like this: I’m going to place a trap in the library. Yay (again)! I will need a bucket full of water and a rope. It is a very simple trap to make. You just need to hang the bucket on the wall above the door so that when someone pushes the door to get in, the bucket will lean and water inside of it will pour down on that one. Doesn’t it sound exciting? Somebody is going to have a morning shower! I’m so proud of myself.

I’m going to stop writing here to go to the library. There’s going to be a whole lot of fun and I promise to tell you everything when I get back. Bye bye Muffin! Thank you for your attention. See you really soon!

Connie

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[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin (or Hot Pot?),

I’m back to you now! Did you miss me darling? Because I didn’t miss you at all, haha! Oh don’t be upset! I’m just kidding. Of course I missed you, though I was only away from you for one day. During that time, there are a lot of interesting things happened and I cannot wait any longer to tell you all about them. But wait, I have to tell you one thing first: I’ve come up with another name for you! What do think about “Hot Dog”? That is an awesome name, isn’t it? Opps! I forget you cannot talk! Haha! Okay, silence is a ‘yes’! I will consider about it later.

Let’s start with the text of my beloved brother! Early this morning, my phone rang when I was half asleep (yeah I can be half asleep and half awake). I was so tired because of the horrible sleepless night that I wanted to throw my phone to the wall in order to make it shut up. I know, that’s quite a crazy idea and if I did that, I would have to spend the rest of my life in sorrow because mommy and daddy wouldn’t buy me a new one. But luckily, I grabbed my phone and stared at the screen with my eyes half opened, haha. Guess what I saw! A message FROM STEFAN!!!! Woo Hoo!!! I screamed loudly and danced around the room like an idiot. Maybe I rolled on the floor too, but I don’t really remember. Coming back to school is good but very lonely and scary. My roommates still haven’t shown up and I’m scared to death of sleeping in a cold quiet empty room. And I cannot see Freddie and Stefan very often anymore. Muffin honey, I’m glad that you don’t have legs so that you are not able to run away from me. And I’m glad that you don’t have a mouth to complain too. You are so perfect Muffin! I miss my family so much and I cannot believe that I kind of miss the Winter Break too. So I did a little artwork of my family today when I was alone in the courtyard. Muffin, if you want to see it you must promise me not to laugh, not even giggle or chuckle! Otherwise I will never talk to you again – NEVER AGAIN! I am not Leonardo da Vinci or Picasso. SO DO NOT LAUGH!


Yeah, I know what you think about Freddie’s hair. I didn’t know how to draw it right so I just went with what I got in mind. And Stefan looks kind of cute in the painting! It doesn’t look so bad, does it? Please tell me so! I think my brothers are going to laugh so hard if they see this. So Muffin, do not let them see this, okay?

Okay, so Stefan said that he wasn’t going anywhere (I switched the subject quite fast, huh?). I could have fainted in happiness because of that news. Then he mentioned him being a bearer of bad news. I guess he was talking about the arrange marriage that daddy and mommy have put him in. I’m not in an arranged marriage to what I understand about it is that it is like your parents force you to eat a strawberry cake while you want to eat a chocolate one. Hey, don’t misunderstand! I don’t mean that Stefan is going to eat anyone. Anyhow, it sucks, right? Poor Stefan and Arinana. I know this marriage things aren’t their fault. However, that just gave me an idea for a romantic story! I listed some ideas for the story in my notebook. Wanna see them?



That sounds awesome, right? And I appear in the story too! I’m wondering if my story will be funny enough to cheer Stefan up. I’m afraid that I will only make him mad since he is kind of stressful now. Okay Muffin, this is our little secret. If you dare to tell anyone my story then I will eat you up right away! NO EXCUSE! I have teeth and I do bite, you know. Beware darling! I can be a furious monster if I want to.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you about the evil scheme in the library. It was absolutely surprising! I thought my victim would be the librarian. But guess who showed up. It was the youngest prince of Bulgaria. What the hell… His name was Andre… Andrei or something like that. But the point here is that I always stare at him in class. No no no, I don’t like him! I just stare at him, that’s all. And you should see when water in the bucket poured on him. Gosh he looked so fearful (but I also noticed that the way he flipped his hair was so cool). And he swore too, in Bulgarian, but I'm pretty sure that he was swearing! Oh Muffin, today was the first time I felt so scared when seeing my victim angry. Do you think he is going to hate me?

Never mind. I will stop writing here because my pen is running out of ink and I should go outside to buy another one. I’ll miss you Muffin. And remember what I told you above. DO NOT SHOW MY BROTHERS MY PAINTING AND DO NOT TELL ANYONE MY STORY. Love you!

Connie

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[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin/ Hot Pot/ Hot Dog,

You have known me quite well so I decide to skip all the greeting part so we can get to the main point sooner. Anyhow, the fact that you are always fine is really boring to ask about. Oh Muffin, I cannot think of any names for you today. I thought of calling you ‘Panda’ or ‘Penguin’ and even ‘Muffin Riddle’ (Harry Potter addiction!). But I cannot make up my mind. Nah, I’m just going to leave it beside today. Okay, let’s get to the main things I’m going to tell you right now. Sorry about last time, my stupid pen suddenly ran out of ink and I wasn’t able to tell you more about the story in the library.

Muffin dear, I’ve got another evil scheme! I bet you’ve already known about Andrei’s ‘accident’ in the library. But do you know who showed up next? It was the youngest French in this school. Yes, yes, Reena or Rina something. I’m not sure how to spell her name. But I’m pretty sure that one of them must be right. So, what’s wrong with Reena’s presence in the library? You don’t have to ask because I’m going to tell you right now. I have no idea if she just came across the library or she did follow Andrei, but at the moment he was sopped with cold water in the bucket, she suddenly appeared and ran to him right away. Oh Muffin, do you know that your boss is always a sensitive girl with sharp eyes? You always do? Aww, don’t compliment me like that… I’m not that good. But since you’re so sincere, I will accept it. Haha! Okay, here is the main point: I see something very interesting on the French’s face (hey, don’t misunderstand, I don’t mean that there was something on her face. What I’m trying to say here is that the EMOTION on her face). She seemed… worried. Of course you might find it super normal when a good girl worried for her friend. But Muffin, she looked a bit (just a bit) angry too. Woo hoo! I caught two birds with only one arrow! It is true that I don’t want to pull pranks on Andrei but I did make him angry as well. This is just between you and me Muffin: I secretly wanted my victim to be Reena. But never mind, I will set a trap for her later. Getting back to the main point, don’t you think it was kind of overreacting to be angry when the one being trapped wasn’t you? Right… you can say that I have such an amazing imagination, but I bet one hundred percents that there must be something behind this. But whatever it is, it gives me a brilliant idea to tease Reena and to find out the truth (plus, this plan will give me a chance to do something that I always want to do).



I am a genius!! So, how does the plan sound to you? I hope it is cruel enough, but not too cruel. Because anyhow, we are classmate and we study in the same school and Reena’s brother is Freddie’s friend so I just simply want to tease her a bit. Maybe I’m going to be friends with her in the future. Who know? And keep in mind, everything is just PRETENDING. I’m not going to fall for anyone before I’m eighty years old. Haha! And your job is to remind me about that when I begin to lose control. I don’t care whether you have a mouth or not. You need to do that. Otherwise, you will be sorry sweetie! I will boil you and eat you up right away! Fear me now!

Talking about evil schemes, I have noticed someone today, who you will find very interesting. Guess who! The Music teacher!! Yes, it’s him! I saw him walking in the hall today. I did pull pranks on some teachers sometimes. But not on him yet. Hmm… how could I miss such a wonderful teacher like that? Music is one of my favorite subjects and he is one of my favorite teachers, and I’m so grateful to him for giving me such helpful knowledge; which means I should to something to return the favor. What to do, what to do? Do you have any ideas Muffin? I’m thinking of teasing him a bit. Do you like that? No, no… this time won’t be a bucket full of water again. I never use one trick twice. And in general, I have no idea how he is like because not every student is close to their teachers. But hopefully he is short-tempered. Call me crazy Muffin. Because I really enjoy seeing people mad at me (very much). I need to find out what he hates so that I can easily anger him. Do you think he hates bugs and insects? Or maybe he hates those Incredibly-Evil-Red-Eyed-Bunnies (Every bunny has red eyes so they are all EVIL!!)? How about putting glue on his chair? Should I put a panda in his fridge? Wow, so much to do! I think I will go to the library right now to make a plan. I cannot plan evil things in my room because I have roommates you know…

So see ya later dear! I will come back with the most genius plan ever!

Love,

Connie.

[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin,

I know what Mr. Z stands for now. It is not Zelichonok like what we all believed. It is Mr. ZOMBIE! The Zombie is going to eat me!!!! And the mission impossible isn’t to trap him anymore – it is to stop him from sending a letter home. Why? Because if there is one more letter sent home, I will be sent to the military school immediately, no excuse!! Gahh!!! What am I going to do? Apologize? No way! Being nice for a while…? Sounds hopefully. Really, Muffin, can you imagine how humorous this school is. They have such a good sense of humor that I think I am facing Daddy number 2 instead of friendly and loving school. I don’t have much time left, darling so here is the quick plan.

- Plan A: Being nice for a while (maybe a week)
- Plan B: Apology (hate this) and beg (no way)
- Plan C: Pack my bags and go to the Military school (I think I’m going to cry).

So that’s it. I have to go now before I’m late for class…

Bye dear!

Connie.

[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin,

Miss you, miss you and miss you so much! Sorry I haven’t seen you for a while (actually it was only a few days). But I’m back now with a brand new name for you! Yay!!! I’m going to call you Don Quixote. I just read that book lately and completely in love with it. Imagining you in a shining armor walking around the town in this twenty first century makes me laughed so hard that I hurt my mouth, haha. I don’t know how it’s going to be like when a notebook wears a shining armor… Oh forget it! Okay, so I’m going to tell you a few exciting things happen lately. I bet you still remember the latest scheme we had discussed about, right? Sorry I didn’t tell you about my plan like usual. I decided to work on my own for once of a life time. And sorry that I didn’t tell you what happen in the classroom before I was caught dancing stupidly outside the door while Mr. Zombie was obviously pissed off. So I’m going to tell you all right now, dear.

So, what happened two days ago when you and I were so excited about trapping my respectful teacher? I went to class in the lovely early morning with my tools in my back and a smile on my lips. Everything seemed so bright and happy that I thought I could have danced right there if it wasn’t school but my room. The classroom was empty, which is very suitable for me to set up the trap. It was too bad you could not see how hilarious when he fell of to the ground. OMG! I don’t think Mr. Bean can even do better than him. Don’t you ever tell him that I said so or I will eat you alive dear! I mean it! Okay, the story continued in a bright way when I poured glue on the floor and hung a carton box of flowers on the wall above the door so when someone entered the door, it would turn up side down and flowers would fall down (like we usually see on TV). Then I, very carefully, walked out of the room to put honey on the doorknob. It seemed like a super perfect trap that only genius could think of (oh come on, being confident is good. Don’t judge me!). I didn’t have to wait so long for him to come. You have no idea how excited I was when he was so close to the door. OMG, I almost screamed when seeing him frowning as his hand touched the handle. After that, he was welcome to the class with flowers falling down (but unfortunately, he stepped beside on time to avoid them. Such a pity!). Here is the most spectacular part: He fell into the glue mess!! Woo Hoo! Like I said above: even Rowan Atkinson cannot act that good, I swear! I was thinking: “Life is so kind to me”. And the excitement took over me so quickly that I felt like I had to so the crazy dance right away. Yes, I did… I also did get caught. Very funny was his decision of what to do with me. I was forced to go to the head master’s office, or I would like to call it Voldemort’s office. You should admire me, Muffin. Because not every student can be calm enough to present a long and moving speech in front of her after getting caught pulling a prank on a teacher, especially the one whom most of female teachers admire. She’s a good listener but in the end I still had my detention. Working with the janitor cannot be anything too terrible (let’s hope that he is not going to eat me alive for all the trouble that I have caused and he was the one who had to clean it all). I walked out of the office with my head held high.

That is not the end. The next day, I woke up with a dead-like look (I was scared of myself when staring at the mirror). But I was ready for plan A. Well, plan A was supposed to be the most angelic plan I have ever made. But eventually, it turned out an even worse trick. I COULD NOT STOP MYSELF! Sometimes I think I’m addicted to pulling pranks on others and I cannot stop. Guess what I did, darling. I bought him a coffee from the cafe like an apology for the previous day. But the desire to anger him again was too big that I could not resist but ask the man behind the counter to put salt and pepper powder in his coffee instead of sugar or milk. It was probably stupid… but fun! I brought it to class happily and I saw him sitting there on his seat, staring at me. After greeting him, I placed the cup on his table. I wouldn’t have been in doubt if I didn’t say “There is no poison in it, I promise”. Gosh, how stupid I was! Of course he would definitely find it suspicious. HE FOUND OUT EVERYTHING before even taking a sip of the unique coffee. I just wanted to run away, seriously. If he had tasted it, it would have been less embarrassing and I definitely would feel a bit proud of myself. And he decided to send the letter home, which was the ticket to the military school for me. Mr. Zombie showed no mercy for his poor little student who was almost burst into tears. He even tried to avoid looking at me so as not to see my sorry face… Haha, laugh as much as you like, Muffin. I will have to check my skills again. But anyhow he is like a Greek God of this school. I mean looking at him most of students here think of Poseidon or Zeus. Oh never mind… Let’s get back to the main point. So I told my about the Swiss royal family’s issue, which seemed to be a very silly thing to do. But unexpectedly, he gave me another chance! How surprising! It could have been the end of the world when he said so. I was life frozen for a few minutes before I jumped up excitedly and thanked him (very unlike me but still have to do so).

I guess that was how my mission impossible turned out. Muffin, I really should not work alone the next time. Every time I discuss my plans with you, they all worked very perfectly and the consequences were never this terrible. Now I have to wash thousands of dishes every after in the school’s kitchen while the janitor enjoy himself with a comic book. Basically, there will be no next time in this week because I has promised Sir Zombie to be nicer. Well, hopefully he will forget everything next week and we can start over again. Please… me giving up? Never!

Bed time now. See you soon Muffin!

Love,
Connie.

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[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin,

Before I wrote these lines, I have already kissed you so I won’t greet you, haha! No names for today since I am very excited about something else! Don’t be mad… I promise there will be bunch of crazy names next time. But those stupid names are not so important comparing to what I’m about to tell you! Of course something had to happen so that I will be able to tell you about what happen. So what happened is really exciting that I would die if it did not happen. But it actually happened! I cannot believe that I happen to be in United States to see what happened. Well, saying ‘it happened’ would be wrong, I suppose! Because I’m actually excited about both what has happened and what will happen!

Okay okay, sorry for my insanity but I am so happy that I cannot hold back my emotions. So here is what happened… This early morning when I woke up from a terrible nightmare of being kicked out of school, I immediately got a phone call from my dear Daddy (eww…). You have no idea how scared I was; I was even more scared then how I expect I will be when the end of the world comes. I slowly and gracefully picked up the phone; answered him in a very gentle but rough voice (I’m not sure if I can be both gentle and rough at the same time). I thought he was going to scold me again because of something I did, though I was not sure what I did, haha. I was still in the ‘nice week’ so there was no pranks or tricks and he had no reason to call me. But actually he did! And maybe it’s hard to believe, but I am glad that he called me. He said the news he brought me was absolutely breath-taking and actually it was! You can never imagine how excited I was. If he did not ask me to keep the secret, I could have screamed it out loud so everybody in this country could hear the news, and that is also what will happen: CHELSEA WILL RETURN TO THE UNITED STATES THIS SUMMER!!!! Woo Hoo!!! Doesn’t it sound awesome? It is the best thing Daddy has ever told me. He may be evil sometimes but this time he is the best father ever! I have no idea where he heard the news but he confirmed that it was one hundred percents right and still I have no doubt. OMG! Chelsea is coming this summer, they are!! Daddy also said that the exact days would be from July 18th to July 28th. Ten days… That’s a short period. But thinking of them actually coming to the United States makes me jump. But unfortunately, they will not come to Rexford, Montana. Now I envy Seattle, New York, Philadelphia and Miami so much! What about them is better than Rexford? And the tour will be in summer so it will be hard. I do not go to school in summer, you know. And probably daddy will drag me back to Switzerland as soon as possible. Saying that means I will not be able to what them play four matches against Seattle Sounders, PSG, MLS Allstars and AC Milan. Oh my God… it is such a pity!!!! I want to go!!!

When Daddy called me, he only revealed the news and said nothing more – NOTHING! Then I asked him if he was going to book tickets for us (I mean the whole family and also you too, Muffin). But he said no – HE SAID NO! I cried, Muffin, I did cry! How could he do that me the nice little angelic and pure daughter of his? I asked why and he said that it could not happen. I asked why it could not happen and he said that it could not happen because it could not. I asked him what I was supposed to do to make it happen and he said that I happened to be unable to make it happen so it would never happen. I kept asking why and he eventually said that he was too busy and I was too young to go on the plane alone so it would never happen. Can you believe that? I’m fourteen and he said that I was too young to go on the plane alone! But there are still possibilities for me. He said that he would consider about it again as long as I found at least one trustworthy adult to go along with me. I wonder if Freddie and Stefan will be interested in it. I really want to go, Muffin (I secretly hope that Lucas Piazon will come along with the team, though he is quite young to be the official player of the team. He is so cute when he smiles!). Katarzyne and Luiza do not seem interested in these sports things. The Little Prince of Poland is only around my age so Daddy will not accept him coming with me. Leon and Carli are possible, but I have not seen them lately so I have to consider about asking them to go with me. Most of adults have the same issue: underestimating children or people under their ages. Who would like to watch a football match with a child while they all have their dates to come along? Emmalina will never accept my offer because she hates football as much as I hate perfume. But never mind… I think I’m just going to ask all of them. July is only five months away (ouch!). I’m so EXCITED and also so WORRIED! If no one accepts my offer then I will go on my own (even if I will have to do that secretly).

Okay, I’m half asleep now so talk to you later! I don’t know what will happen but you have to come along with me no matter what my decision will be! I order you to do so, Muffin! YOU HAVE TO!

Love,

Connie

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[constance elle of switzerland]

February 2012

Dear Muffin,

Hey lovely!! How are you dear? GUESS WHAT!!! Um… I’ll come back to that later. So I’ve spent quite much time thinking super cute names for you! Aw, you know how much I love you. I have two names, which one do you refer: I-love-my-boss or your-boss-is-so-cute? What? Don’t stare at me like that! Don’t you think I’m cute? Ah!! I’ve just come up with another one: I-LOVE-MY-BOSS-AND-SHE-IS-SO-CUTE. How does it sound to you? Pretty awesome right?

So… GUESS WHAT!! Freddie and Steffie (Yes, Steffie) have accepted my offer! OMD (oh my diary), they are the best, no best of the bests! I can swear that my parents will happily let me go to Chelsea’s matches without grumbling, scolding or even asking. I’ve got everything Daddy asks so there is no reason for him to stop me going there this summer. Freddie once was quite irresponsible (mommy told me so) but he is an angel now, just like Steffie! The future king of Switzerland has not come back home to show his responsibility to his country yet but his father has already sent me thousands of messages saying that I should take him as a role model and stop messing things up. He talked as if Freddie had become a member of God’s heavenly army, which we call angels. Oh well, I can do that. But I assume that I have a choice between learning from Freddie of the past or Freddie of the present. Honestly the present Freddie scares me a bit. I know he still loves me as much as he did in the past but the way he shows his care now is no longer as clear as it used to be. But I cannot expect him to be a child like me for the rest of his life. So… I think I can handle that. I’m fourteen, not a baby but also not an adult. They have to give me time to figure out their profound doctrines, don’t you think so? As for Stefan, the arranged marriage is really a problem to him. I think I am nothing more than a burden to him, Muffin. Although he never says it, I still can feel it myself. No good sister wants to make their brother get in trouble with the parents. But I wanted to do that, Muffin. OMD, I cannot believe it. When I asked him to go to Chelsea’s matches with me, he said that he would take me with him on a tour this summer after the end of the matches so that we would not have to come back to Switzerland right away. But he said that he had to ask Daddy and Mommy first about taking me with him and if they let him down, he would have to leave me behind. You know what I said in response? I said that I would sneak out behind their backs so as to be able to come with him. I did not consider about getting him in trouble if I do that. I’m so mean - your boss is so mean!! If he had not explained the problem to me, I would have made a plan to escape home this summer. I’m sure you can picture Daddy’s face when we come back. He probably will lock me in my room as a punishment and scold Steffie for spoiling me. At last I promised him not to get mad or do anything stupid if I am not allowed to go. Well, I guess if that really happens, I will only stay in my room and bite my pillow. See, that’s why I hate summer – BORING, BORING AND BORING! But this summer can be the last summer I can spend with my siblings. Stefan will go to college soon enough and Freddie will have to focus on his work as a ruler of the country. So, what will I do? Go to summer school? No I’m not crazy! I am the worst politician so I will only be troublesome of I stick my nose in Freddie’s business, even if I have a good intention that is to help him. I am too young and not so fond of academic stuffs so I cannot do anything for Steffie when he comes to college. I think I may change your name into I-HATE-MY-BOSS-BECAUSE-SHE-IS-SO-HELPLESS. I’m going to cry, Muffin! Don’t hate me (honestly I am crying in silence in my room without making any sound because I don’t want to disturb the timid and shy sheep, ah I mean roommate - Demetra)!

Oh never mind. The only thing I can do now is complaining how cruel life treats me. Be patient with me, Muffin. If you leave me now I will die. Do you want to see your cute little boss die in loneliness? Well, I can see that I’m going to sleep in loneliness now. Bye Muffin. I’ll talk to you later, as soon as I figure out what to do with my life.

Love,

Connie

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